(Source: mistermungojerrie)
Smee: Captain, he’s chewing all the scenery!
The Black Stache: Not in my scene he ain’t.
(Source: the-girl-upstairs)
(via sdupreebemis)
Venus in Fur by David Ives
(Source: youtube.com)
This is the only musical birthday quote that I know, so naturally it’ll be stuck in my head/I’ll be saying it all day:
Diana: It’s someone’s birthday…
Henry: Who’s birthday is it?
Natalie: My brother’s.
Henry: I didn’t know you had a brother.
Natalie: I don’t. He died…before I was born.